i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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