can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This house was built for laser tag.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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