I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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