I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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