there was a trapeze. enough said
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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