Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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