how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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