these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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