nut hugger
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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