For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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