Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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