Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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