Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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