I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it π
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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