He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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