your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Apparently you make a good broom.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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