I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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