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  (440): View more from Ohio

  im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs

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  (440): im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs http://tfl.nu/wg4t
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  (281): View more from Texas

  i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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  (281): i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy http://tfl.nu/yz4e
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  (636): View more from Missouri

  Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.

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  (636): Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half. http://tfl.nu/fs6e
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook

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  (205): Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook http://tfl.nu/0mxm
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  (585): View more from New York

  Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

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  It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly

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  (585): Why was I handcuffed to the roof? (518): It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly http://tfl.nu/nk88
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me

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  (440): Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me http://tfl.nu/mmr9
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.

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  (614): There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out. http://tfl.nu/1cqt
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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  (734): Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night.. http://tfl.nu/1tnp
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.

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  (519): I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore. http://tfl.nu/9p2a
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  (360): View more from Washington

  Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.

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  (360): Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people. http://tfl.nu/w1ks
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  (310): View more from California

  Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"

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  (310): Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there" http://tfl.nu/gk1u
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.

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  (770): They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls. http://tfl.nu/suw6
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.

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  (203): They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man. http://tfl.nu/uirl
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  We had sex on a dog bed..

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  (618): We had sex on a dog bed.. http://tfl.nu/cgak
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP

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  (240): IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP http://tfl.nu/h0d2
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