Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though

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(813): View more from Florida

watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...

(863): View more from Florida

Can I come live with you?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

thats actually pretty good logic

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower

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(845): View more from New York

she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.

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(214): View more from Texas

Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.

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(607): View more from New York

I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.

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(903): View more from Texas

Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.

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