i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!