I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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