Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.