What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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