Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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