Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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