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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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