dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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