I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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