brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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