are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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