dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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