thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
You can't motorboat a personality
this boner is exhausting
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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