then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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