This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
is that a dick in a sweater?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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