i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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