At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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