Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I believe in your delicious
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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