I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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