This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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