at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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