Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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