Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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