I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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