would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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