he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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