Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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