Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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