It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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