im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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