I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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