I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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