why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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