yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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