Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
