Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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