so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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