her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dear god my vagina.
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