I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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