And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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