If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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