Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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