I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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